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For reasons which will be left to the reader as an exercise, I have
six dogs, all bichon frises, who are always thrilled to see me whenever I come home and constantly challenge me to come up with new ways to feed and reward them.
In order of arrival, Polly (Underdog's girlfriend was a little white dog of indeterminate species called Sweet Polly Purebred), Casper (the friendly ghost), Avalanche and
Blizzard (litter mates) followed by Glacier and Snowflake (also litter
mates). Their passion in life is to be snuggled up next to or on top
of me.
One winter day I had been doing some arduous snow shoveling. When I returned to the nice warm kitchen and attempted to placate my stresses with a cup of hot chocolate, Morpheus took me in his arms and I fell asleep on the couch in a matter of minutes. The
dogs thought this was wonderful and they all jumped up on top of me
and went to sleep (of course they took pains not to wake me). My son
Jacob thought this was a wonderful sight and captures a photo of the
scene. When I awakened he said "Dad, I guess that makes you the
real under dog". Since I was already in the process of writing the
book on innovation it was a simple leap for a warped mind to settle on
Innovation for Under Dogs.
Alas, my otherwise wonderful publisher insisted that I shorten it to Innovation for Underdogs.
Unfortunately the photo somehow has been lost. All that remains is this
single picture of Avalanche precariously perched on top of my head
diligently licking my scalp. (All resemblances to a British judge
wearing a powdered wig are purely coincidental).
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